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mc_justmc 58M  
1014 posts
9/28/2018 10:21 pm
Messages Sent


***To an attractive woman in Raymondville, Tx, near the border, I tend to ramble.....

Hi, What a lovely face you have. I was in Raymondville, coming back from Christmas on S. Padre. I got to meet some of your fine Border Patrol agents, nice guys, very friendly dog, he really liked my car. I guess the poor dog wanted something in my car, so I let him look for it, but I guess he couldn't find anything and they let me go on down the road. Nice bunch of guys, they got my name, address, phone number, I guess they wanna stay in touch with me. I'd like to stay in touch with you if your interested.
mc

***To a woman in Magnolia,Tx.............

Hi, I like your picture. I see you live in Magnolia. I hear y'all have some famous waffle house in Magnolia, or is it pancakes. I also see your marital status is "prefer not to say". So I've got 2 questions, does your husband know and will syrup be involved? I like syrup, but I'd have to make sure we're both completely hairless. Talk about "sticky buns". Let me know if your interested, I'll bring napkins.
mc_justmc

***To a pretty young woman who amazingly just joined yesterday, believe it or not.......

Hey, after reading your profile I thought we could get together and "prefer not to say" something together. Your "Intro" says your 25 yrs old and 5'6", but your "Info" says your 36 yrs old and 5'4". I think you were "preferring" when you filled your profile out. I know I was "preferring" when I was reading it.
mc

***This one was sent to a woman who lives in CC and KC. I know one is Corpus Christi, the other, I'm not sure if that's Kansas City or Karnes City, hope it's Karnes, that's a lot closer.............

What a pretty face, when your going from CC to KC, do you ever find yourself in SA? If you'd like a FWB, I can be OTR ASAP. I'm OK w/ a FB, too. I see your marital status is "prefer not to say" and I can keep things on the QT,
e-me,
mc

Do you ever send random messages?
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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/28/2018 10:23 pm

I didn't get one response. In fact, within a week they were all "deactivated". Just my luck.

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Aquarian4u4 49M  
26 posts
9/28/2018 10:56 pm

Like pulling teeth to even get a gold member to reply. If local, just type "I know who you are. Saw you at Walmart.


Timeforfun06 56M
27 posts
9/28/2018 11:22 pm

All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on.


bitchkitty2017 66F  
933 posts
9/28/2018 11:26 pm

    Quoting Timeforfun06:
    All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on.
lol you used patience and move on in the same sentence , wow that's scary for a man.....and the simple obviously does not know that there are other gold members other than the ones hes seen at Walmart ..lol


Paulxx001 61M
2355 posts
9/29/2018 12:24 am

Hmm... random messages... Can't say that I have, recently . When I have sent out 'random', the women my age tended to be 'clingers', and then there was this whole shit with the f.. cking restraining orders. It's a bitch. I just 'pretend to be stupid' now. But, random was fun! Yep...

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author51 55F  
62323 posts
9/29/2018 1:10 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I didn't get one response. In fact, within a week they were all "deactivated". Just my luck.
LMAO!!!! I do so love your sense of humor with emailing the bots..I have had my share of those lately myself..Brilliant my friend...

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FMAOPLS 65F  
23826 posts
9/29/2018 1:25 am

Never in a million years would I ever have considered doing that.

But then I would never have been a able to come up with anything half as inventive and funny as you did. You know, you really have a skill !

And based on what I've read here - you would make a killing in the "profile writing" biz

Or the other option could be a PAID job, as the official site "fake remover".

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lustrighthere 32M
22 posts
9/29/2018 2:10 am

only sent out on IM. sometimes i get a response, but no follow-up from the party. so move on, try again


pagancountrygirl 60F
3469 posts
9/29/2018 5:20 am

That's a lot of work to come up with a different message to each person! Maybe you should save time and write one that's more generic and just copy and paste it.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
1422 posts
9/29/2018 5:21 am

Funny I got some random messages from Texas recently, he even sent me a copy of his airplane ticket showing he was coming to my area. I cut it off when he started talking about love, moving in and the fact that the airline had cancelled his ticket by mistake, his money was all tied up in that ticket could I lend him the money to buy another... Phew lucky I caught on when I did... when he got here he might have actually wanted to move in.

I get enough random messages without inviting more...lol


ltrskr 70M  
2759 posts
9/29/2018 6:07 am

It wasn't a random post, but had an interesting EM the other day!
Lady told me she did undercover work for the Red Cross! Hmm are they bootlegging biscuits?


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:15 am

    Quoting Aquarian4u4:
    Like pulling teeth to even get a gold member to reply. If local, just type "I know who you are. Saw you at Walmart.
Hahahahaha that's scary. I don't know if that would get a response or a restraining order.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:16 am

    Quoting Timeforfun06:
    All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on.
Good advice, although part of me wants to club them over the head and drag them home by their hair.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:19 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmm... random messages... Can't say that I have, recently . When I have sent out 'random', the women my age tended to be 'clingers', and then there was this whole shit with the f.. cking restraining orders. It's a bitch. I just 'pretend to be stupid' now. But, random was fun! Yep...
Well, clingers are bad, but not as bad as the sound of them racking a shell in the shotgun because you dared to look their direction.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:21 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMAO!!!! I do so love your sense of humor with emailing the bots..I have had my share of those lately myself..Brilliant my friend...
Thank You! I gotta try to amuse myself, there's really only so much fun to be found here.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:22 am

    Quoting lustrighthere:
    only sent out on IM. sometimes i get a response, but no follow-up from the party. so move on, try again
Oh, I never get a response from these women, I don't believe they're real. Only window dressing.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:24 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    That's a lot of work to come up with a different message to each person! Maybe you should save time and write one that's more generic and just copy and paste it.
What? According to most women that's a mortal sin, besides, it's not like I have anything better to do with my time here.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:28 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Funny I got some random messages from Texas recently, he even sent me a copy of his airplane ticket showing he was coming to my area. I cut it off when he started talking about love, moving in and the fact that the airline had cancelled his ticket by mistake, his money was all tied up in that ticket could I lend him the money to buy another... Phew lucky I caught on when I did... when he got here he might have actually wanted to move in.

    I get enough random messages without inviting more...lol
Butt, butt, butt it really did get cancelled! I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an airline ticket today. I don't know you well enough to say I love you, but that profile pic of yours is giving my heart an erection!

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 6:31 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    It wasn't a random post, but had an interesting EM the other day!
    Lady told me she did undercover work for the Red Cross! Hmm are they bootlegging biscuits?
Hmmmm, maybe by "under cover" she means a hand job under the sheets?

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BiggLala 46F  
23428 posts
9/29/2018 6:39 am

I'm just waiting for you to bring Barbie back.
What?!?!?! You got time.

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pagancountrygirl 60F
3469 posts
9/29/2018 6:59 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    What? According to most women that's a mortal sin, besides, it's not like I have anything better to do with my time here.
Nah....we just say that! lol Don't want to appear too eager, ya know.
You really should include a nice dick pic with your message. Oh...and try adding "Wanna fuck?". It drives the women wild!! Gets 'em all hot and bothered!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 7:38 am

    Quoting  :

I always considered these to be "filler" put here by the site. Just fake profiles to keep the guys coming back. I gotta try and make my own fun here, it's not like it's readily available, anymore. Thanks, Joisy!

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 7:38 am

    Quoting BiggLala:
    I'm just waiting for you to bring Barbie back.
    What?!?!?! You got time.
It's gonna be a while.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 7:46 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Nah....we just say that! lol Don't want to appear too eager, ya know.
    You really should include a nice dick pic with your message. Oh...and try adding "Wanna fuck?". It drives the women wild!! Gets 'em all hot and bothered!
Ya know, I was thinking a nice dick pic might put me over the top! And a "wanna fuck?" goes cock in hand, I mean hand in hand with a dick pic! Hey, how about videos of me fucking some other women, just to show my style. Thanks Pagan! These are great ideas!

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lindoboy100 55M
19773 posts
9/29/2018 8:35 am



It took me about half an hour to read the last one and decipher all the acronyms!! Did any of the ladies respond?

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 8:45 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    It took me about half an hour to read the last one and decipher all the acronyms!! Did any of the ladies respond?
Sorry about that. No responses, these are most likely fake profiles set up by the site to try to even out the men/women ratio.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 10:09 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    Never in a million years would I ever have considered doing that.

    But then I would never have been a able to come up with anything half as inventive and funny as you did. You know, you really have a skill !

    And based on what I've read here - you would make a killing in the "profile writing" biz

    Or the other option could be a PAID job, as the official site "fake remover".
Hahahahaha!!! Man if I could get paid for this I'd be in, well not heaven, but "paid hell".

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smartasswoman 61F  
28871 posts
9/29/2018 5:58 pm

‘Does your husband know and will there be syrup involved’. 😂 I would DEFINITELY respond to that message !


cinnamon0133 53F  
16685 posts
9/29/2018 7:45 pm

I have a bad habit of sending wrong texts to the wrong people, does that count? The other day I sent this to strummingfingers " Hi Beautiful! How is your day? I love you " I immediately saw my mistake and texted him again .The text was for Riley lol.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 8:01 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    ‘Does your husband know and will there be syrup involved’. 😂 I would DEFINITELY respond to that message !
Right? Syrup, it's not just for pancakes! I should be in marketing.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/29/2018 8:05 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    I have a bad habit of sending wrong texts to the wrong people, does that count? The other day I sent this to strummingfingers " Hi Beautiful! How is your day? I love you " I immediately saw my mistake and texted him again .The text was for Riley lol.
I was texting with my granddaughter and Lynda de la Mooch a while back and sent Lynda a "I Love You!" text. She sent me a "what?" back and I realized my mistake. After explaining it I finally texted her, "Oh what the hell, I Love You Lynda".

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SeaGirlFL 54F  
5023 posts
9/30/2018 6:56 am



I just don't understand why they didn't respond...

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 7:54 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I just don't understand why they didn't respond...
I guess either I didn't impress them or they weren't real. It could be that they didn't appreciate me making a joke out of some part of their profile, but it did show that I read it.

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mature_951 57F  
3203 posts
9/30/2018 8:16 am

I did randomly post on a picture of a cute guy.... and we ended up emailing for a few weeks. He was really really cute!

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redrockrascal 60M
18588 posts
9/30/2018 8:29 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I didn't get one response. In fact, within a week they were all "deactivated". Just my luck.
The Russian brideskis seem to have taken up temporary residence on PoF where they end up going poof rather quickly.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 8:37 am

    Quoting mature_951:
    I did randomly post on a picture of a cute guy.... and we ended up emailing for a few weeks. He was really really cute!
And apparently he was really really real! It does make me feel good to hear that there are real women on this site that take the initiative and send out a note or two. That seems rare on this side of the gender buffet. Either they're scammers, fake fillers from the site, or just not interested. I rarely get more than a few messages back and forth before they disappear.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 8:41 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    The Russian brideskis seem to have taken up temporary residence on PoF where they end up going poof rather quickly.
They do, don't they? I'm not sure about your location, but my homepage is covered in new pretty faces. They all have 2 pics, one face, one of boobs, and their profile reads like a 3rd grader wrote it.

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redrockrascal 60M
18588 posts
9/30/2018 10:28 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    They do, don't they? I'm not sure about your location, but my homepage is covered in new pretty faces. They all have 2 pics, one face, one of boobs, and their profile reads like a 3rd grader wrote it.
The 3rd grader is their kid they forgot to mention. And the only one who speak-inks English.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 11:56 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    The 3rd grader is their kid they forgot to mention. And the only one who speak-inks English.
Hahahaha right? Da, Comrade!

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sweet_VM 60F  
79130 posts
9/30/2018 3:35 pm

Random messages no way. Looks like you did caught her interest hugs V

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 4:21 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Random messages no way. Looks like you did caught her interest hugs V
I love random for it's randomness!

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2trythis 55F  
4304 posts
9/30/2018 4:34 pm

I like to think that I send specific messages. But who knows, the recipient may think it's random. I know that I receive messages that I think are sent out in bulk. Guess some people think if they cast a wide enough net then they'll catch something. On this site, people may want to be careful about what[/] they catch. LOL


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
9/30/2018 6:25 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    I like to think that I send specific messages. But who knows, the recipient may think it's random. I know that I receive messages that I think are sent out in bulk. Guess some people think if they cast a wide enough net then they'll catch something. On this site, people may want to be careful about what[/] they catch. LOL
Good point, I've met some real winners here.

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dayzeeme 50F  
6428 posts
10/3/2018 11:20 am

oh my these made me laugh! Such a friendly doggie!!!!


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
10/3/2018 9:02 pm

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    oh my these made me laugh! Such a friendly doggie!!!!
It was so friendly. The girl that was with me also had her name on the same report, it was then that it dawned on me that this was the 2nd document that had both of our names, the 1st being our swinger club account in Austin. Having my name with a woman's on any documents was something I swore I would never do after my divorce.

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nostalgic68 69M
69 posts
10/5/2018 10:55 am

There are other scams on here as I've noted in my blog. I think CL was better than this place in finding someone real and willing to meet.


mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
10/5/2018 9:47 pm

    Quoting nostalgic68:
    There are other scams on here as I've noted in my blog. I think CL was better than this place in finding someone real and willing to meet.
I never tried CL dating, to me that's like going to Walmart to buy a tux. I think this place aspires to be CL.

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LustingInDeLoops 56F  
247 posts
10/9/2018 5:16 pm

Too funny! I would have replied to the one with the border patrol dog. Much fun to be had with that.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3858 posts
10/9/2018 9:12 pm

    Quoting LustingInDeLoops:
    Too funny! I would have replied to the one with the border patrol dog. Much fun to be had with that.
very much fun to be had with that! Dang it! You live on the wrong border!

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